Huh. It's already after 3pm here!

Should you both accept, I'd say you and the Mrs. are being more than generous. I don't know if I'd be happy with that, this was a particular egregious and slimy move on part of the bank. Then again, it is possible they could NEVER offer me enough money to NOT tell the story to anyone who'd listen!

Between stuff like this and bank's lynch-mob style foreclosures on INCORRECT residences, someone honestly needs to put these people in their place.